Combined Age? 798

'Please, Mrs. Bush, take your pick. Our virgins, they are quite delicious...'

Corpse Bride

from Sploid

Dressed in a frightening Bride of Satan costume, first lady Laura Bush met with new pope Joseph Ratzinger at the Vatican today.

The president's wife arrived in a black dress and a horrific black veil, with thick blood-red lipstick providing the only color on her corpselike face with its vacant black eyes.

First twin Barbara Bush Jr. was also clad in black, but she did not wear the matching Dracula veil or blood-colored lip paint.

If there was a reason for their funeral outfits, it was not announced to the public.

Mrs. Bush and the Pope, a former Nazi, apparently worked on a magic potion during their visit.

'The blood - do you see? So rich and thick...'


Blogger Footprint said...

No no,you've got it backwards. Mrs. Bush was trying to be Elvira. Although I am surprised that they let her in showing knee because I know tourists have to wear paper pants.

He's showing her his collection of pubic hair collected from the Boston dioscese. Hee.

February 16, 2006 7:01 PM  
Blogger Darren said...

So disrespectful! You should be ashamed of yourself! Don't be surprised if Laura comes floating through your window some night soon, descending upon your vulnerable, delicious neck...

February 20, 2006 5:37 PM  

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