Directory: Blasphemous Humor

• 'Ahhh...Ahhh....Achihuahua!' 'God Bless You!'


• 'The Bible' Remixes [Read the Bible - In Limerick Form]


• 'Christian Rock' Claims Another Victim


• Church Newsletter [God Hates Shrimp]


• Tom Cruise: 1] 'Oprah, I Love California! I Love It! I Love It! I Love It! I Love It! I Love It! I Love It! (Don't Interrupt.) I Love It! I I Love It!', 2] 'Sure, I'm Nutty, But I'm Not Insane!', and 3] 'I Wish I Were a Large Asian Woman'


• 'Daddy, Tell Us About the Impalings Again!'


• Exterior Design


• The Fancy Fossils Fooled Us!


• Funny Pope Pix: 1] Like the Pope, Even I Can Be Cruel [The Mail Bag], 2] Truth, Justice & Chastity Pants!, 3] Pope: Heaven Kinda Blah, 4] When Nuns Attack!, 5] Genesis 2.0e: Adam Descended from Apes?, 6] Pope Abhorrent Bobby IX, 7] Mondays!, 8] Must...Concentrate..., 9] Vatican Launches New Witch Hunt To Purify Clergy of Gays, and 10] Of Course, Pope Terrifies Children (Have You Seen His Smile? Makes Me Shriek!)


• Gambling Jesus: 1] I See Your Sheckle & Raise Your Dead and 2] Then Jesus Threw Down His Cards & Grabbed the Wine: 'I Fold - Damn You, Judas!'


• God Goes Gay! Smites Boy Scouts!


• ...God Just Rolls Over & Falls Asleep


• Hadji's Helpful Hindu Hint #31: Burning Brides a Real Treat, S'More or Less


• Hailing Satan: 1] Bush Hails Satan and 2] 'Mrs. White, May I Go to the BathroHAIL SATAN!'


• Hello, God? It's Me, Darren...


• Hell Overcrowded


• I Can See It Now: Alien vs. Pope, Starring Bill Murray...


• I Have an Alibi


• 'I'm Too Drunk!' 'God Didn't Wake Me!' 'I Woke Up a Cockroach!'


• The Infiltrator: 1] 'I Wish I Were a Large Asian Woman' and 2] 'Wait - The Lord Called You Dude?'


• Jerk Answers the Question of God: 'Life Is As Long As It Cruel'


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• Jesus Fucking Christ!


• Jesus Is Magic


• Kabbalah Has Madonna. Scientology Has Tom. And Church of Nazarene? Not So Lucky...


• Let Him Who Is Without Genocidal Tendencies Cast the First Stone


• Newfangled Religions: 1] One Day, I Will Be Your God [Darrenism], 2] All Praise to Brad Pitt! [Fictionology], 3] Creationism's Blindspot: Other Intelligent Designers [Pastafarianism], and 4] David Beckham: the New Jesus Christ? Well, He Does Make Me Want To Get Down on My Knees... [Christian Beckhamology]


• 9 out of 10! So Close! Dammit!


• 'No! We Don't Do Gay Bachelor Parties at Leather Bars Called Pig Pit! So Stop Calling Us!'


• Offensive Religious Jokes Contest: 1] Why Did the Jews Wander in the Desert for 40 Years? and 2] The Devil Made Me Laugh!


• Osama's Valentine Wishes


• Parents Sue To Stop Intelligence Decline [Quiz]


• Passion of the Penguins: 'Ideal Example of Monogamy' Or 'Some Pretty Slutty Birds'? [Gay Penguin Script]


• The Power of Christ Compels You...To Pre-Register


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• Pro-Abortion... Anti-Christ... Vampire Penis... Name That Religion!


• Reagan Deified & Mummified


• Santa: 1] *Sniff* Smell That? *Sniff* *Sniff* That's Christmas and 2] 'It's Beginning To Look a Lot Like Christmas... Saaaanta's Stiiinking Druuunk...'


• The Second Coming of Christ...By Flying Saucer?


• Separated at Birth Hatch?


• Today's Horoscope for Aries: You Will Be Slapped Down Like the Silly Little Bitch You Are!


• Top 10 Lists: Lines from The Exorcist


• 'We Put the More in Mormon!' or 'We're Osmondtastic!' or 'Utah: Where the Legal Drinking Age Is Never!'


• 'What's Not Attractive? To Me It All Seemed So Glamorous! First of All, You Get an Outfit That's Fantastic!' - Julia Sweeney, on Nuns


• White Bigot Fence


• Who Did Cain Marry?


• Why Do Objects Fall? God, That's Why - 'Intelligent Falling' Christians Attack 'Theory of Gravity' in Kansas Schools