Pro-Abortion... Anti-Christ... Vampire Penis... Name That Religion!

'And this is the best part, Louis: He told her he was a cabaret-singing vampire and threatened to impregnate her with the Anti-Christ - and she believed him! Have you ever heard anything so absurd?! A heterosexual cabaret singer?! I swear, I laughed so hard blood shot out of my nose. And people think I'm crazy!'

Who Wouldn't Fall for Such a Clever Trick?

from Reuters

PALERMO, Italy - An Italian couple stole 50,000 euros from a woman in the Sicilian city of Palermo after convincing her they were vampires who would impregnate her with the son of the Anti-Christ if she did not pay them.

The man, a cabaret singer, and his girlfriend took the money from their victim over four years by selling her pills at 3,000 euros each that they said would abort the Anti-Christ's son.

Police uncovered the fraud after the 47-year-old woman's family became concerned when they discovered she had spent all her savings.

'You don't say! A blood-sucking con artist who sings cabaret but claims to be straight - and who has his own pill supply? He sounds dreamy...he isn't married, is he?'


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