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Paris Hilton Is Mother Teresa?

from Dark Horizons

An Indian film director wants to cast Paris Hilton as the star of a new film about Mother Teresa, reports Ananova.

Award-winning director T. Rajeevnath says: "My agents in California have contacted Paris Hilton. Although there are several actresses willing to play the role of Mother Teresa, the most widely respected and loved person, the history of the actress who is finally chosen for the role would have to be analysed thoroughly before she is chosen".

The director said he was impressed when he heard the hotel heiress had refused to strip for Playboy magazine. The English-language film will be mostly shot in West Bengal and overseas.