Today Could Be Your Lucky Day!
But...Y'Know...Probably Not

Do You Feel Unlucky, Punk?
from Sploid
Nervous

Those who fear Friday the 13th have been given their own special little psychological disorder by the ever-helpful drug pushers and shrinks of the medical industry. It's called Paraskavedekatriaphobia, and if you're a big enough sucker you purchase treatment for what we used to call feeling unlucky.
And it truly is an unlucky day, if only because we believe it so. Suspicious people often refuse to make business deals or travel on Friday the 13th.
According to a TV psychologist who sells books about holiday superstitions, some $750 million is lost each Friday the 13th in the United States, all thanks to the 20 million or so Americans who fear the day.
There has never been an F-13 fighter in America, and the U.S. Navy won't launch ships on the cursed day.

Adolf Hitler and Victor Hugo reportedly hated Friday the 13th. And Napoleon, Herbert Hoover, Mark Twain, Richard Wagner and Franklin Roosevelt all had a general dislike of the number 13, known as triskaidekaphobia. That phobia is the reason so many hotels and apartment buildings skip the 13th floor altogether.
But why is the particular combination of Friday and the 13th day of the month so treacherous for so many people?
The number 13 is unlucky in many Western cultures. One explanation goes back to the Norse gods we still honor each week with Thor's day (Thursday), Odin or Woden's day (Wednesday), and Freya's day (Friday).
Norse mythology says all 12 main gods were having a drunken dinner up at Valhalla when the troublemaker Loki crashed the party. He was the 13th guest. Next thing you know, he got the blind god Hod to throw some mistletoe at this other god, Balder. Like a Benihana chef slinging a shrimp, Hod killed Balder...who was Freya's beloved son. That's why it's bad luck to have 13 people at a table.
Christians

But the most notorious historical example of the day's rotten luck was the crackdown on the Knights Templar on Friday, October 13, of the year 1307.
That's when the scheming king of France, Philip the Fair, had the famous knights arrested on charges of heresy. Those who didn't escape were imprisoned and then tortured by the Roman church's inquisitors, who were able to extract terrible confessions from the knights.
Enough torture will make people agree to anything, and many Templars were suddenly admitting the same crimes against the Christian faith: They worshipped a bearded, horned head called the Baphomet, they were homosexuals, they trampled and spit upon the cross of Jesus.
Even

While the order's grand master, Jacques de Molay, was eventually burned at the stake with other Templar leaders, most Templars escaped to distant countries and other chivalrous orders.
The next Friday the 13th will come later this year...on October 13.

Have. Nice. Day.
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