Christians Voting To Make Their Bible a Textbook? I Hear the Constitution Is a Good Read, a Lot Less Blood...

Senate Democrats Propose Bible Class for Georgia Schools

from The Associated Press

ATLANTA - Georgia public school students would be allowed to study the Bible under a plan proposed by Democrats in the state Senate.

The bill would authorize the state school board to approve an optional course in grades 9-12 that would teach about the Bible's influence on literature, art, culture and politics. The bill, introduced Jan. 18 by Sen. Tim Golden, chairman of the Senate Democratic caucus, would allow for "nonsectarian, nonreligious academic study" of the Bible and would require it "be taught in an objective and nondevotional manner with no attempt made to indoctrinate students as to either the truth or falsity of the biblical materials."

Republicans, who have a majority in the Senate, said the Democratic bill appears aimed at garnering voter approval in advance of this year's legislative elections.

"I'm concerned about their timing," said Senate Republican Leader Tommie Williams. "If they were really interested in passing a Bible curriculum bill, I proposed one six years ago."

Williams said he introduced another Bible class bill last year, but was assured by the state Department of Education that current law already allows the classes.

Dana Tofig, a spokesman for the state schools superintendent, said local schools can create classes studying the Bible or other religious texts without permission from the state school board or the Legislature. "There is nothing that stops them, except the separation of church and state - you can't be proselytizing," he said.

Biblical Influence on History 101: Where to begin. The Inquisition? The burnings at the stake? The Knights Templar? The massacre of the Crusades? The torture and murder of scientists? The Flat Earth? Slavery? The butchery of heretics and heathens, known now as non-Christians? Salem witch trials? Oppression of minorities and women? Persecution of those deemed sinners? The drowned babies? The blood money that paid for all that gold and art? The pedophilia? The tyranny? The famine and overpopulation? The corruption? The villifications? The wars? Naziism? The Ku Klux Klan? The impalings and beheadings? Do we address the contradictions and errors in the Bible? The incest? A deity that embodies every petty vanity, pride, jealousy, hatred, and ugly sin mortals burn in Hell for? Who is appeased by the smell of burning blood? Really, the ink should be red.


Blogger 1 said...

The minute I read "Georgia"...the shock was immediately gone. Next textbook? "Keep It In The Family: Incest, According To The Scripture". Yep...there's their motive. All of this god talk will eventually boil down to "it's OK to fuck your sister". Just wait...

January 29, 2006 11:43 AM  
Blogger Darren said...

Hmm. I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure Georgia wrote the book on incest. The Bible's merely supplemental material.

January 31, 2006 9:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, you can start back way before the Inquisition. How about the early purges of the "heterodox" sects? After the council of Nicea, lots of people on the wrong side of obscure doctrinal differences were killed in large numbers. After each council, the same happened. You either toe the line, or fine yourself exiled, if you're lucky, or dead. Of course, this is not just Christianity, but then again we're talking about the Bible in history.

And don't forget the Spanish Conquistadors bring Christianity through slavery to the New World.

Truth Be Told

January 31, 2006 6:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU CUT down JESUS in the Last days WHAT !!!! Ohhhhh, your one of those "people" who thinks we Christians are going to heaven just to sing "eternal Church songs",P L E A S E - Jesus said ETERNAL LIFE not eternal church songs..and, if you got such a problem with Jesus(and we are created in his image), then I'm going to ask him to Chop off your dick and nutsack since you don't appreciate it. Then you'll be just like SATAN SHITTERS(dickless). Oh, I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU BEFOREHAND, THERE WILL BE S E X in HEAVEN..SO, you can just be "Left Behind"..or you can get SAVED you tried SATAN SHITTERS, now get saved and try Jesus..for goodness SAKES THESE ARE THE LAST DAYS..
Ohhhh, I get it your one of those "people" that thinks we have a dick and a twat and can't use it again in heaven..please..see you on Judgement Day...

What are you waiting for Christmas,(that was the beginning of Jesus)..What you want the ending too...Good Grief

John 3:16 For GOD so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever should believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

Now pray and ask Jesus into your heart..believe in him, you must do or you wouldn't be trying so hard to cut him down so bad.
Quit playing games, I'm going to ask the Lord to let me SEE you on Judgement Day, you won't say that stuff no more..Oh, your probably like one of those Nerds who wasn't excepted in school, and you pick on JESUS...


Don't get saved and you'll have to take the mark-that triangle pyramid with an eye on top with the 666 hidden in the iris.
and then you have to put up with the Next pope(not Benedict) and Swamp Donkey..
Satan's Son and Daughter(The BABYLON BITCH)

Hey, let's play HANG MAN..a mystery


C O C K adoodle do to YOU....

I'm going to have a BIG dick and A BIG NUCKSACK in heaven..

February 01, 2006 7:27 AM  
Blogger Darren said...

Let's hear it for the Typical Christian, ladies and gentleman! [applause]

If you're right about your little fairy tale being true, you're in for a surprise if you think that kind of sentiment will get you into Heaven. Is that what Jesus would say? I don't think "nutsack" is in the Bible but I could be wrong.

Speaking of being wrong: I'll save you a place in line at the lobster buffet. With millions of "Christians" like you in Hell, it'll be a wicked-long wait.

February 01, 2006 3:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DARE-REN, I DARE you to get saved. Try a NEW way. I'm the one who figured out the Peach nutsack for goodness sakes. I won't be able to Wear Underwear, Oh, that's why there wasn't a Peach in the Fruit of The Loom's(the Peach was the REAL deal)good grief it even looks like it too. That means I get to throw away all my Fruit of the Loom's, Wow DUDE!! Fuzzy, Firm wow DUDE. Cock-a-doodle do.

February 08, 2006 6:58 AM  

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