A Miracle! A Miracle!
Potato Shaped Like Heart!
Proof That...Um...Wait...Ooh, I Know:
O Almighty Spud Loves You!
In this March 2006 photo taken in Moon Township, Pa., provided by the Idaho Potato Commission, and taken by the family of Linda Greene, Linda Greene is shown holding a heart-shaped potato. The president of the Idaho Potato Commission says there's no way a heart-shaped potato should have made it through the state's inspection system without being pulled aside and turned into french fries. And yet, it did _ during Potato Lover's Month. Greene discovered the potato in February 2006 but only recently alerted the Idaho Potato Commission to the Valentine-shaped tuber. She is storing the potato in a cupboard in her basement. (AP Photo/The Greene Family via the Idaho Potato Commission)
Darren Said, Let There Be Post! at 11:07 PM
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Clearly, this is a sign from His Noodliness. (Gnocchi, a close cousin of pasta, is made from potatoes, you know.) Given the heart-shaped potato’s triumph over the Idaho Potato Gestapo, I believe He is commanding us not to waste our potato stock on lowly french fries, but to honor the Most Blessed veggie by crafting it into a saucily sacrilicious meal. Death to McDonald's!
RAmen
BLASPHEMER!
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