3.31.2006

Who Would Jesus Kick in the Balls?

Minister Kicks Kid in Groin over Dodgeball

from Sploid

Dodgeball has been enjoying renaissance over the past few years. In cities across the country people in their twenties and thirties are rediscovering the game of their youth. Tragically a Liberty, Missouri minister lost sight of the game's simple joys Wednesday.

A 16-year-old boy had minister David M. Boudreaux, 27, in his cross-hairs. His shot sailed wide of its target.

When the boy again got a hold of the ball he launched another salvo at Boudreaux. This time his aim was true. The ball smashed the minister in the face, sending his glasses flying.

The boy immediately offered an apology, but it fell on deaf ears.

Boudreaux went into a fit of rage. Rather than heeding his training manual, he struck back, knocking the boy to the ground.

After clambering back to his feet, the boy apologized again.

Unsatisfied by the boy's expressions of remorse, Boudreaux pulled back his foot and sent it right into the boy's groin and stormed off in a huff.

Since the savage attack, the boy has suffered whiplash and post-concussion syndrome. He's also had quite a bit of blood in his urine.

Boudreaux has since apologized. He is currently on administrative leave from Crescent Lake Christian Academy.

1 Comments:

Blogger Steve said...

The power of Christ compelled him.

March 31, 2006 12:54 PM  

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