3.31.2006

Nice Try

Abortion, Taxes & Demonic Possession

from Sploid

An anti-abortion fanatic on trial for years of evading taxes has demanded his case be suspended because his wife and daughter are possessed by demons.

David Little, 60, is supposed to be tried in May for not filing tax returns for three years starting in 2001.

Little says he can't pay, because Canada uses tax dollars to pay for abortions.

On Thursday, he told Judge Leslie Jackson his trial must be postponed while his family undergoes "exorcism rituals."

The judge found the whole thing to be extremely fishy. Asked when his family's devil troubles would be resolved, he claimed an exorcism at the Vatican has been going on for 16 years.

Judge Jackson denied his request.

Little will go on trial as scheduled, regardless of his alleged problems with Satan.

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