11.21.2005

Shiftless, Skinny, Feces-Puddling Teen = Wise, Fat, Maggot-Puddling Corpse

15-Year-Old New Buddha Continues Fasting

from United Press International

A 15-year-old boy in the Hindu kingdom of Nepal, who reportedly has been fasting for six months while meditating beneath a tree, is seen as the new Buddha.

Thousands of pilgrims have been flocking to the dense forests of Bara district in the southern part of the Himalayan kingdom to get a glimpse of Ram Bomjon, who began meditating silently six months ago, Britain's Daily Telegraph reports.

It was in Nepal, not far from where Ram is meditating, that the original Buddha was born more than 2,500 years ago, later gaining enlightenment while meditating beneath a similar pipal tree.

Recently a snake bit Ram. After five days, Ram told those around him: "Tell the people not to call me a Buddha. I don't have the Buddha's energy...A snake bit me but I do not need treatment. I need six years of deep meditation."

A local journalist said there has been no report so far of Ram breaking his fast or moving, even to relieve himself.


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