Poop-Caked Bird Expels Muslim Myth As Stillborn MealAnd Can I Get Him Scrambled? Thanks

This is your deity. This is your deity on drugs, This is your deity on drugs with a side of saus-hey, wait a minute! This is obviously a hoax. Muslim eggs would never smile. Unless the shrieks of the burning infidel newborns was involved, of course. What's next - rabbis with mohawks and popes in pantyhose? Wait, bad example. Popes in pigtails? Nonono. Obviously, with that dazed look, those are dopey Hari Krishna eggs or something.

Chicken Lays Mystery Allah Egg

from Reuters

ALMATY - A chicken in a Kazakh village has laid an egg with the word "Allah" inscribed on its shell, state media reported Thursday.

"Our mosque confirmed that it says 'Allah' in Arabic," Bites Amantayeva, a farmer from the village of Stepnoi in eastern Kazakhstan, told state news agency Kazinform.

"We'll keep this egg and we don't think it'll go bad."

The news agency said the egg was laid just after a powerful hail storm hit the village.

Kazakhstan is a large, thinly populated Central Asian state where Sunni Islam is a dominant religion.


Much better. Now those are Muslim eggs - outraged, bitter, and always murderous about something silly thing. And does the Jihad Slam come with hashbrowns? Great, and a small coffee. Thanks.