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Christian Juggler Regrets Years Wasted As Secular Juggler

from The Onion

TUPELO, MS — Born-again Christian juggler Jesse Lindall, 44, said Tuesday he regrets his secular past.

"Kids are trying to juggle friends and school, so it can be overwhelming when Satan throws them a temptation—ho!" Lindall said as he added a flaming torch to a circle of juggling pins. "I used to juggle for kicks and some spare change, but now I'm doing it to spread Christ's Word to young people. I only wish I would've used my juggling for a greater purpose years ago. Ho!"

Lindall said he is working on a new bit that involves juggling multiplying loaves of bread and fish.


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