12.02.2005

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Do you know how much a healthy white baby goes for these days?

Grandmother Charged in Baby Jesus Theft

from The Associated Press

EUREKA SPRINGS, Ark. - Virginia Voiers thought she was taking part in a rambunctious holiday custom, but a carriage driver thought differently and called police when he saw the 70-year-old grandmother stealing the baby Jesus from the city's nativity scene.

Voiers was ticketed for misdemeanor theft by an officer who quickly caught up with her van after she foisted the statue.

"It was a lark, it wasn't any serious stealing," Voiers told the Lovely County Citizen newspaper of Eureka Springs. "My granddaughter commented that no one had taken the baby Jesus this year and said, 'Grandma?' I said, 'Oh, what the heck.'"

Usually, the baby Jesus is returned by the thief. Voiers said her Saturday caper was the first time she'd taken anything from the nativity.

"I didn't know we had a tattletale downtown," said Voiers, who is also a Sunday school teacher at a Methodist church. She said she told her pastor what happened.

"He said, 'Bless you, child. Go and sin no more,'" she said, and added that he asked, "'You didn't tell them you are a Methodist, did you?'"

Voiers was caught because the Beta Sigma Phi sorority, which erects the nativity scene, accessorized this year's edition with a security camera that is monitored at police headquarters.

Police Chief Earl Hyatt said he is taking the theft seriously. The charge carries a possible penalty of a year in jail and $1,000 fine.

"Yes, I've been a bad girl," Voiers said. She said she would have returned the statue.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out Wizard Boots and his ode to this yearly thievery phenomenon. You can hear his song "Who Snatched The Baby Jesus?" here:

www.myspace.com/wizardboots

October 02, 2007 9:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even better - check out this website where you can now post your pictures of the Baby Jesus -
www.WhereWouldBabyJesusGo.com

http://www.WhereWouldBabyJesusGo.com

November 13, 2008 11:53 PM  

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