Godless Wonder

There is no god.

9.13.2007

Machine Gun Mary Spills Her Guts on Oprah

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Mary Winkler Calls Murder of Her Minister Husband 'Tragic Event' from Fox News CHICAGO — The mother who confessed to killing her ...
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Jesus Drives a Jaguar?

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Ex-Priest Pleads Guilty to Stealing Thousands From Church from Fox News NEW HAVEN, Conn. — A former priest pleaded guilty to stealing hun...
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1.05.2007

Daycare of the Gods:
Limbo - The Myth About To End

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Life After Limbo from Time Forget about the cute headlines proclaiming that limbo is in limbo. In fact, limbo, the incomplete afterlife pos...
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A Christian Who Can't Tell Fiction from Reality?

That's Just Redundant

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Man Accused of Trying to Exorcise Devil From Days of Our Lives Star Pleads No Contest from The Associated Press LOS ANGELES — A man acc...
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1.04.2007

'80s Rocker Bob Seger Appears in Tree!

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Residents See Face Of Jesus In Tree Trunk from WJXT FLORIDA - Man-made religious decorations are a common sight at this time of year, but ...
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1.03.2007

Pat Robertson Still Hearing Voices

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Religious Broadcaster Pat Robertson Predicts Horrific Terrorist Attack on U.S. in 2007 from The Associated Press VIRGINIA BEACH, Virginia ...
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12.23.2006

Why Not Just Burn the Christians, Dumbass?!

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California Man Sets Himself, American Flag, Christmas Tree on Fire to Protest Religious Names from The Associated Press BAKERSFIELD, Calif...
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12.18.2006

Buddha-2: Slippery L'il Mutherfucker!

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'Buddha' Boy Meditating at New Venue from Phayul Kantipur BARA, Dec 27 - "Buddha" boy , Ram Bahadur Bomjan, who was foun...
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12.08.2006

Popes Crack! Me! Update:
New & Improved Edition

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Now with 30% Less Drooling! (P.S.: The picture is the link .)
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12.04.2006

(Shhshh! Here He Comes!)

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Vatican Employees Unable To Relax at Holiday Party with Pope Around from The Onion VATICAN CITY - According to various cardinals and nuns ...
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11.29.2006

Q: How Many Pollocks Does It Take To Open a Baptist Church?
A: God Willing, Just One

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Christians Terrorize Polish Kid from Wonkette Michael Gromek, 19, is from Poland, a nation known world over for its godless hedonism and ath...
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11.27.2006

Satan: Prince of Peace?
Peace: Divisive & Offensive?

Yes & Yes...in Colorado

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Peace on Earth? Not in Our Subdivision! from The Associated Press DENVER, Colorado - A homeowners' association in southwestern Colorad...
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11.13.2006

Reg Strikes Back

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Elton John: 'I Would Ban Religion Completely' from The Associated Press LONDON, England - Organized religion fuels anti-gay discri...
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11.10.2006

Show Me Where the Bad Man Touched You

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Evangelical Haggard Claims He Was Molested By Republican Congressman from The Onion COLORADO SPRINGS, CO — Evangelical leader Ted Haggard,...
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Students Ban Pledge Over 'Under God' As Christians Equate Being Nonchristian with Being Unamerican

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Students Ban Pledge of Allegiance from Newsmax Student leaders at a California college have touched off a furor by banning the Pledge of All...
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11.08.2006

'Jesus Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssd'oh!'

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Miracle Seeker Falls Off Jesus Statue from Metro UK A man who climbed a 45-foot tall statue of Jesus to pray for a miracle cure saw his plan...
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11.03.2006

The Power of Babble:
Speaking in Tongues = Getting Stupid

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Scientists Study 'Speaking in Tongues' from United Press International PHILADELPHIA - U.S. scientists, in a first-of-its-kind ...

Who Would Jesus Blow?

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Key Evangelical Quits Amid Gay Sex Claim from The Associated Press COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - The president of the National Association of Ev...
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11.02.2006

God: Inhuman Shapeshifting Impotent Hermaphroditic Half-Myth?

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Poll: Nearly Half of Americans Uncertain God Exists from AFP Nearly half of Americans are not sure God exists, according to a poll release...
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Careful What You Wish For

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Bible-Clutching Teen Dies after Taser Shots from The Associated Press JERSEYVILLE, Ill. — Illinois authorities said a teenager holding a B...
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10.16.2006

Oh, Noooooo...
Religion Isn't Silly at All!

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Indian Youth Weds Hill To Ward off Curse from AFP RANCHI, India - A teenage boy in a tribal village in eastern India wed a hill in order to ...
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9.29.2006

Congress Makes Church & State Violators Richer

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House Votes to Limit Church-State Awards from Religion News Service WASHINGTON - Passage of a House bill that would limit financial rewards ...
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9.28.2006

Viva Las Jesus!

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Cops: Priests Fleeced Florida Flock of Millions from The Associated Press DELRAY BEACH, Florida - Two Roman Catholic priests stole million...
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Jihad Declared on Man-Boobs

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Pectoral Muscles Targeted by Fitness Fundamentalists from The Onion SANA'A, YEMEN — A videotaped statement shown Monday on Yemeni televi...
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9.27.2006

What's German for 'Chickenshit Leashlickers'?

Or Arabic for 'That's Right - You're My Bitch Now'?

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Fear of Offending Islam Spurs Hot Debate in Europe from Reuters LONDON - Four canceled performances of a Mozart opera have reignited an anxi...
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9.25.2006

Tastes Like Chicken

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Super Priest Can Turn Anything into Body, Blood of Christ from The Onion TAOS, NM — Father Thomas Mandow appears to be a simple, mild-mann...
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9.16.2006

That's Our Benny!

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Muslim Anger over Papal Comments Grows from The Associated Press ISTANBUL, Turkey - Pakistan's legislature unanimously condemned Pope Be...
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